new/ better site.

yes its getting ridiculous but a third site for hagan. at least the new one looks MUCH better than this one

http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/

enjoy, all you... 3 people who look at this.

New Video. Police Academy Marathon (NOT a review!)

Hagan Attempts to have a Police Academy marathon... it doesnt go very well.

some new stuff

another kickassia tribute. this time 300.


i still cant design a decent blog. help?

here's my first dr who adventure review


and a cameo i made in an ep of cinwickeds latest ep

KICKASSIA!

My tribute to Kickassia.



I might not be able to make a decent webpage but i can edit a mean Dark Knight Take-off!

flubs

the behind the scenes bits, out takes, fuckups and some alternate takes from the hagan reviews

The Story of Ricky Review
Turkey Shoot Review
Memory Run Review
RATS: Night of Terror Review
Emmanuelle 4 Review
Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS Review

That Guy With the Glasses Anniversary Brawl Tribute Video

Yup. I'm a fan. and I made this.

Anniversary Brawl.

Some Random Stuff

Films that would be 'Improved' by Anaal Nathrakh. Take a Film and add Black Metal band Anaal Nathrakh. See what happens.

Films that would be 'Improved' by Anaal Nathrakh- Back to the Future

Films that would be 'Improved' by Anaal Nathrakh- Amadeus




What if... Tony Jaa (Thai Martial Artist) had played Captain Kirk...

80's Guy. He reviews video games. in seconds!

80's Guy- Batman: Arkham Asylum

80's Guy- Ghostbusters the Video Game

80's Guy- Portal

Yay! More 5 Second Movies!

I Shot Andy Warhol in 5 Seconds

I Shot Andy Warhol in 5 Seconds (Alt)

John Safrans Race Relations in 5 Seconds

One-Eyed Monster in 5 Seconds

Schindlers List in 5 Seconds

Yet More 5 Second Movies

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen in 5 Seconds

Doctor Who (Paul McGann Movie) in 5 Seconds

Transformers the Movie in 5 Seconds

From Beyond in 5 Seconds

Wild Zero in 5 Seconds

The Story of Ricky in 5 Seconds

Mom and Dad Save the World in 5 Seconds

Rocky Horror Picture Show in 5 Seconds

Stay Tuned in 5 Seconds

Doctor Who (Series) in 5 Seconds

John Safran Versus God (Atheist attacking Theist version)

John Safran Versus God (Theist attacking Atheist version)

Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS in 5 Seconds

Dantes Inferno (2007) in 5 Seconds

More 5 Second Movies

The Alien Autopsy Video in 5 Seconds

Turkey Shoot in 5 Seconds

The Princess Bride in 5 Seconds

Top Secret in 5 Seconds

Emmanuelle 4 in 5 Seconds

Star Trek (11) in 5 Seconds

Beyond Re-Animator in 5 Seconds

iron Man in 5 Seconds

Repo! The Genetic opera! in 5 Seconds

Memory Run in 5 Seconds

Time Bandits in 5 Seconds

RATS: Night of Terror in 5 Seconds

Tokyo Gore Police in 5 Seconds

The Wicker Man (Remake) in 5 Seconds

The Thing in 5 Seconds

A Bunch of 5 second movies

Another Gay Movie in 5 Seconds

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford in 5 Seconds

Porn Star Buck Angel in 5 Seconds

Cecil B. Demented in 5 Seconds

Children of the Living Dead in 5 Seconds

Children of the Living Dead in 5 Seconds (Alt)

Condorman in 5 seconds

Countdown with Keith Olbermann in 5 Seconds

The Rachel Maddow Show in 5 Seconds

Street Fighter in 5 Seconds

Dogma in 5 Seconds

Versus in 5 Seconds

Re-Animator in 5 Seconds

Spartacus Blood and Sand in 5 Seconds

The Lone Gunmen in 5 Seconds

Diamanda Hagan Plugs

Short, Positive reviews for fairly obscure film and tv

Zszsa Zaturrnah (Filipino Superhero, comedy, musical, transgender, sci-fi movie)

Versus (Japanese action movie. with ZOMBIES)

Battlefield Baseball (Japanese comedy action Baeball Movie)

Tom-Yum-Goong (Thai Martial Arts Movie)

John Safran Versus God (Australian Comedy Show about Religion)

Cecil B. Demented (John Waters movie about cinema terrorism)

Dante's Inferno (2007 Puppet-Based Comedy Adaption)

The Homelesssb'strrd Reviews.

Aleister D. Homelesssb'strrd is the secondary reviewer. He does theatre and occasionally turns up in Diamanda Hagans reviews.

Romeo and Juliet

Cats (Musical)

Oedipus Rex

New Blog

old one had issues.

Here's series 1 of the Diamanda Hagan reviews.

01- The Story of Ricky (Uber Violent Martial Arts Movie)

02- Turkey Shoot (Aussie Exploitation Movie)

03- Memory Run (Bad mid 90's Sci-Fi)

04- RATS: Night of Terror (Post Apocalyptic Italian Horror)

05- Emmanuelle 4 (French Soft Core Porno)

06- Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS (Infamous Nazisploitation Movie)

07- Children of the Living Dead (Possibly the worst Zombie Movie ever made)

08- Condorman (Spy-superhero crossover Movie made for kids)

the post series 1 special reviews.

Special Review- Bosco (Irish Kids Show that ended in the 90's)

Special Review- The Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze(dinosaurs and snow..)